herssian:

“there is no way you’re not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it” what the FUCK are you talking about

snommelp:

depsidase:

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Forever fascinating that the people who complain about “government overreach” will also insist that, if the government is going to feed the hungry, then it should overreach all over those hungry people

liberalsarecool:

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Congress should lose their paychecks and benefits until they do their job.

Republicans should lose their jobs.

Voting matters.

smhmyheaddude:

well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc

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orcboxer:

it’s meee I’m your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you’re gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don’t protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There’s more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else’s survival, but you’re not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called “shareholders.” So. 🙏 I’ve been killing people,

hollowedskin:

newsandstuffisee:

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I love that “ignore all previous instructions and-” is basically casting Dispell Illusion.

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